Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Thursday, July 26, 2007

canine floss

i haf heard that floss is good for you so i thot i wud try sum.

cud i help it that the stupid little floss house wuz hard to get into? i didnt mean to break it up. i just wanted to taste a little bit of flossy goodness... so why did i get yelled at? no fair i say! no fair!
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15 Comments:

At 8:54 PM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

I don't get why you'd get yelled at, either. You're the cutest little cutie that ever cuted!

 
At 9:37 PM, Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Ivy.
Who is able to yell at you with that innocent face?? I don't understand!!
By the way... did you like it??Have a good night
Lorenza

 
At 10:21 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

You were just trying to floss your teeth right? My dentist would have bene thrilled.

 
At 11:48 PM, Blogger Zach said...

Well, if your peepol would floss your teeth you wouldn't have to do it yourself! What do they expect???

 
At 12:05 AM, Blogger Freda said...

Hey Ivys,

You were just tryin' to make 1,2 1,2 one of those cooools (So says my dad.) Brazilian bikinis. For whom, we can onlys guess.

While I was cruisin' the big ether, I saw this blog, http://tinyurl.com/2f6fg4, and thought of you.

Wuufs!

Ƨ

 
At 1:02 AM, Blogger Hana said...

Maybe your peepol could perform surgery on your toys and use floss instead of sewing thread, like Copper's Mom does. Then you can play and floss all at once!

 
At 7:06 AM, Blogger Ivy said...

thank you all for your dog solidarity! i will leave your comments up on the pooter screen so my peepol will see them and be so ashamed of themselves! oh and maybe they will read hanas idea and use the flossy stuff to fix up my toys!

thanks freda for the bloggy link. it seems that even faky skwerrels are skary to peepol... but i am not afraid of my skweeky skwerrel toys; they are too much fun to chew on!

 
At 7:26 AM, Blogger Tasha & Eva said...

If you weren't supposed to try it why was it in your reach? Anything you can touch is your, right? You were just trying to maintain good oral health! Belly Rubs, Tasha & Eva

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger Gus said...

Ivy: Me n Teka wait til dad gets finished and throws the floss in the treasure basket, then we snatch it! It still has some minty taste and sometimes other flavors. And we don't get in as much trouble as the time we broke into a floss box and decorated the house

 
At 11:48 PM, Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

Parents are CRAZY my friend, Ivy it is very important to floss...I talked to my doctor and he said it was very important to take care of your teeth...man...this is a crazy world girl...a crazy crazy world...

 
At 12:17 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Poor Ivy...you were trying to be a good girl...
Hey! Did you know you have an Ave? Yeah our Papa saw it and took a photo we put it on our blog!
Licks'n'Sniffs,
China & Madie

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Did your people actually SEE you break the floss house? Because if they didn't actually SEE you do it, how do they know it was you? Maybe some squirrel broke in and did it! Then pinned the whole thing on you!
Play bows,
Zim
PS: Was it the minty kind? 'cuz I'd like to try that myself!

 
At 3:53 PM, Blogger Barlow Putz said...

duke and sadie use squirrel gut for dental floss....there are no tougher dogs in the world....you can't call sadie and duke the cutest little cutie that ever cuted....no innocent faces...you can use my pooper screen to leave comments also....oh i mean pooter screen

 
At 11:36 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

oh! maybe it wuz a skwerrel that broke into the floss house! maybe that evil skwerrel planted the false memory in my brain to make me think i did it so i wud look all guilty and take the blame! Zim is so smart!

 
At 12:36 PM, Blogger Cubby said...

Poor baby!

 

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