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Saturday, March 31, 2007

my pads are just fine!

oh wut a bizzy day i had today! i wuz just reading about how much hard work the army of four did with the mulching and the magic food box moving and all. i didnt haf that much work but i sure did haf a skare! let me tell you about it...

my randy and lindsay went crazy again this morning and decided to take apart my dog car. they didnt even ask me if it wuz ok - they just started jacking it up and taking the wheels off!
i askeded them just wut they thot they were doin and my randy said the dog car needed new pads. oh ok... wait a minnit! and just how do you change the pads?

well randy said you haf to use a hammer and a screwdriver and some pliers and this giant c clamp... but by that point i wuzzent lissening to him at all. my mind wuz spinning around and around like a crazy skwerrel on catnip. all i cud think about wuz my poor little pads on my poor little feet getting squished in that giant clamp!

you dont think they change dog pads do you?


tell me dog friends... do you think i am next? i like my pads just fine... i dont think they need changing! Posted by Picasa

20 Comments:

At 9:54 PM, Blogger Dachsies Rule said...

Your randy and your lindsay need to leave your pads alone! They are perfect! If they have so much extra energy, maybe they should harvest the backyard so you can find your toys! Who knows how many squirrels are hiding in the tall grass!!!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

 
At 10:15 PM, Blogger hershey the doglet said...

i hope not! and i hope i don't need my pads changed! my pads are kinda sore cause mom and i have been walking everyday (helps me lose weight, keep my nails short, keep my pad hair short, and helps the BABY come!) mom noticed my pads were kinda pink so i have to take a break from walking! mom got a little overzealous about the walking, she wants the baby to come! your randy is so resourceful! he can cook, do computer codie stuff, and fix cars!

 
At 10:48 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

2chersheyIf anyone can change your pads Ivy, your Randy can! Cooking, photography, bloging, games, home remodeling, computer coding, and now fixing cars!! What else can he do?

 
At 10:56 PM, Blogger Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

I think your pads will be okay Ivy....if you see Randy coming with the screwdriver...run for your life :-)

Love
Opy

 
At 12:23 AM, Blogger Ivy said...

thanks to all my dachsie friends for the good wishes. i hope your pads are okay hershey... gosh i cant imagine too much walking.

i think i will take opys advice and run for my life if i see a screwdriver... of corse i do that anyway. i hate tools!

 
At 12:27 AM, Blogger Zach said...

Be wery, wery careful ... there's no telling what they will do ...

 
At 1:33 AM, Blogger Little Buster said...

Dude,
The white squirrel is back. I'll try to get some good pictures for you.

 
At 1:34 AM, Blogger Luckie the Dachie said...

Let's hope they don't get some strange idea and bring you for some manicure.
Your hoomans have too much time on hand!

 
At 1:36 AM, Blogger hana said...

My MOM has changed my dog car pads before, but after that she didn't change MY pads, so I think you are probably okay, too, Ivy!

(hee hee, my dad is a wimp... he couldn't figure out how to change the pads so he had to get my mom to do it! But don't tell him I told you.)

 
At 2:04 AM, Blogger Rudy said...

My pads must be fine 'cause my people haven't tried changing mine. Or maybe they haven't checked 'em lately! (yike)
We don't have so many squirrels here 'cause we do a great job running them off. If they or the rabbits get too sassy I climb up the fence and go after them but then Mom gets upset with me..

Rudy
(fellow Virginian!)

 
At 5:23 AM, Blogger Maggie said...

I honestly think your pads are fine just the way they are! If Randy gets any more funny ideas hide that c-clamp!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

 
At 7:19 AM, Blogger Tasha & Eva said...

Hey Ivy, Tasha here. I've been with my humans for 9 years now and they have never tried to change my pads so I'm sure you have nothing to worry about. But if they did try I'd....well a lady doesn't talk like that in public. The only attention my pads get is to get wiped off, which is happening alot around here the last few days. I don't care how smart and handy your Randy is you tell him to stay away from your pads and stick to fixing your toys!! Belly and Ear Rubs, Tasha & Eva

 
At 8:21 AM, Blogger Ivy said...

it sounds like no dog has ever had theyr peepol try to replace theyr pads so i think i am probly safe. thank you all for the good advice!

hana - dont tell my randy that i told you but my lindsay is a better mechanic and house fixer-upper and kitchen putter-together than he is. i think dog moms must just be smarter! tee hee!

 
At 8:41 AM, Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

My car goes to the car salon for pads. I don't get my pads changed when I go to the dog salon, so you will be safe.

Bussie Kissies
Buster

 
At 1:40 PM, Blogger IndyPindy said...

No, they don't change dog pads. I asked my mom just to be sure! Whew!

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger Gus said...

Ivy: I hope you are over your scare. My dog car gets pads changed at the Honda dealer. They did it in Virginia last year and I watched through the window. The car didn't look too unhappy, so cars must be different than dogs. I think having pads changed would be even worse than having nails trimmed!

 
At 3:52 PM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Oh no, oh no, oh NO! That's so scary, Ivy! I'm glad our bipeds are having more mulch delivered so they'll be busy with that. I like my pads just how they ARE!
Love,
Amber
PS: Yes, I LOVE spinach!!!

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger Sparky said...

Ivy, that last picture of you is just stunningly lovely!

 
At 9:56 PM, Blogger hana said...

Ivy, I noticed your fur is such a nice length right now. I hope your Randy and your Lindsay don't trim it when the weather gets warmer.

 
At 5:09 AM, Blogger Fu Fu said...

Oh.. the giant clamps looks scary. I think your pads are perfect Ivy, I hope your Randy dont change yours.


~ fufu

 

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