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Thursday, March 29, 2007

my back yard is a jungle!

the noizy grass eater has been sleeping in the garage all winter and i think he mite haf oversleeped! sumbody shud wake him up and tell him that my back yard is growing into a jungle before it grows up over my head and hides all my toys!

on my last bloggy hana said that she thinks my peepol are food oriented. i asked my randy and he said that means they like food reelly good. well if that is wut it meens than i must be food oriented too! or at least i wud be if i got to taste more food.

last nite my peepol made this horrible stuff. i dont know wut it wuz but i call it a waste of good chicken in a pile of green yuck!
who in theyr rite mind wud want to eat that? but my peepol said it wuz good. huh... i gess they reelly must be food oriented!

thanks hana for teaching me a new word. Posted by Picasa


At 8:59 PM, Blogger hershey the doglet said...

ivy, my noisy grass eater had to come out of the shed tuesday cause the grass was so long the weeds had made flowers and the bees were flying all over on the flowers. and i am allergic to bees!

i got reeeeally sick last time i got stung by a bee! mom thought i had heat exhaustion cause i got limp and wouldn't stand up and she drove me FAST to the vet (while crying!) and they said my fever was really high and they were real worried about me. the vet made me better but then later that afternoon my muzzle swelled up really big and mom had to give me baby benadryl and the next day mom saw a bump on my nose and it was a bee sting! this all happened last may when my dad was on a trip. so spring attacked me last year!! so dad has to make sure it doesn't attack anymore by mowing the lawn real good!!!

At 10:37 PM, Blogger hana said...

Oh Ivy, I just knew they were food oriented peepol, I just knew! The fact that your Randy even knew what the word meant means he is very food oriented. Well, I am food oriented too. I LOVE FOOD! You saw me giving my parents "the look" and maybe you also saw me eating the cookies that Hershey and Copper sent me.... I will also have a post later that shows me training my mom into giving me treats. Oh, how I LOVE FOOD!

I got stung by a bee one time. But, I didn't have a reaction like Hershey did. The darn bee stung me on my nose. My mom pulled out the stinger and that was that! Mom was really relieved nothing happened.

At 6:25 AM, Blogger Maggie said...

I say leave the grass eater in the shed forever! He's a big pain in the butt!
BTW Ivy, the hooman's food looks pretty tasty to me! ummmmmm

Love ya lots,

At 3:37 PM, Blogger MaPaw said...

If you pee and scruff enough the grass will just stop growing, but you probably need the help of some friends. Maybe your people were trying to hide their tasty chicken, but they knew you would find it if they buried it in the yard.

At 5:13 PM, Blogger Zach said...

That food just doesn't look good .. it is missing STEAK!!!!

At 9:22 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

I think Ivy needs to write a cook book! And I want to know how TALL Randy is? He is either very very tall or he stands on chairs to take pictures of food.

At 11:13 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

oh my dogness hershey! i hope you never ever get stunged by a bee again. that sounds just awful!

hana you are my treat-getting hero! i will learn from you always.

maggie wut is wrong wif you? do you like to eat plates full of greenies and veggies? yuck!

magnum i try to pee on all the grass but i just dont haf enuf pee in me. maybe you are rite and i just need to invite more friends over.

good call zach! every plate needs a steak! mmmmm... you make me hungry just talking about it.

my randy didnt stand on any chairs to take those picktures for me. i think that all peepol are very tall cuz they are all so much taller than me and i am taller than you (tee hee!) so you must think the peepol are very very tall.

At 8:31 AM, Blogger Tasha & Eva said...

Hi Ivy! Tasha here. Our grass isn't growing yet, but it is starting to turn a little bit green. Right now the back yard looks like a big mud hole! To us it looks about perfect. (Completely perfect is when its covered with a good amount of snow!!) As long as we have a muddy back yard, no baths!! We hate that stupid grass eater too. Then there's that really noisy grass eater that dad carries around that eats the grass on the edge of the fence and patio. That is even noisier than the grass eater on wheels! Belly Rubs, Tasha.

At 9:35 AM, Blogger Luckie the Dachie said...

Hey Ivy,
I realised my hoomans enjoy eating those greens too..strange huh? I don't enjoy eating greens...I always wonder why can't they help themselves to the grass we have outside...it's free..and there's plenty to go round..plus it's GREEN.

At 10:11 AM, Blogger Ivy said...

ooooo! i hate that extra-noizy edge grass eater too! that thing is super-skary!

i think luckie has the rite idea - let the peepol eat grass from the back yard and leave the noizy grass eater in the garage. i will tell my peepol that idea and they will be so happy that i am smart.

At 12:58 PM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Hi Ivy! We're trying to get caught up with your blog - you've had some wonderful posts! That "salad" looks good - does it have spinach in it? I love spinach!

At 7:13 PM, Blogger Loui (and his mum!) said...

My mum and dad are foodies too and just love to cook and then eat it. They do offer me some but I turn my nose up at it....give me chicken anyday!

Loui xx


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