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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

pretzel watchin'

me and my lindsay are watchin' for pretzels;
wonderin' wen they'll be done.

me and my lindsay are waitin' to eat them;
oh won't those pretzels be fun!

me and my lindsay are so very patient;
watchin' those pretzels get fat.

but wen they're finished my peepol will eat them
and ivy gets none! wuts with that?!

19 Comments:

At 7:46 PM, Blogger hana said...

Hey there poet Ivy, I think you should bake something and not give any to your Randy and Lindsay!! See how they feel about that!

 
At 10:01 PM, Blogger Gus said...

Oh Ivy, such a lovely poem. Such a terrible outcome. Tell your Lindsay and Randy that you need pretzels for nourishment to help you fend off dangerous squirrel attacks.

 
At 10:12 PM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

Yes, yes, yes! My Ivy friend needs a pretzel!!!!

 
At 11:19 PM, Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Pretzels are official dog food.

Bussie Kissies
Buster

 
At 12:23 AM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

I think dogs can have pretzels Peepol. They aren't off limits like chocolate.

 
At 2:12 AM, Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

Ivy will they at least let you lick the salt off them...geez..what is it with peeeeple that wont share...did you tell them that pretzels is what Ivy likes best...?

 
At 2:54 AM, Blogger Zach said...

Oh that is heartbreaking .. how could they do that to our Ivy?

 
At 6:00 AM, Blogger Ivy said...

oh thank you thank you dog friends! after reading my sad poem and all your comments my randy decided to let me haf a taste of the pretzel!

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger Finnegan said...

Hurray! See what dogging blogging can do! It can get you foods.

Finny

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Ivy: I've read some really sad poems in my life, but YOURS is among the saddest! I started calling out "For the love of Balto, give Ivy some pretzel!" and my heart was breaking! Then I read that your Randy let you have a taste. WHEW! That's better! Very touching poem, though. I'll bet that's what got to your people!
Luv,
Dave

 
At 2:44 PM, Blogger Shannon said...

Ivy,
You and your Randy and Lindsay are so talented. Baking pretzels, creating games, writing poems and of course geocaching. I know I'm late but Merry christmas and Happy 2007.
Shannon

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger A&S said...

oh, poor ivy! that's such a sad poem, we almost teared up! why don't you get any pretzel??? tell lindsay it's GOOD for you! hehe. especially with a little CHEEEEEEEESE on top!

 
At 5:43 PM, Blogger A&S said...

oh, good! how was the taste of pretzel?

 
At 7:15 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

i like pretzels. the only thing better than pretzels is pretzels wif cheese! or maybe a giant tub of butter!

 
At 8:06 PM, Blogger Maggie said...

What do you mean you get none??? What's with that? You need to stage a protest!

Hugs,
Maggie

 
At 9:06 PM, Blogger e said...

Hey Ivy
Wow pretzels. It's not a very common food where we are. Do you like them??

Fei & E

 
At 10:53 PM, Blogger Dachsies Rule said...

Oh, oh Ivy, we were in tears by the end of the poem! But then we read the comments and found out your randy had come to his senses. It's important to keep a world reknown squirrel hunter strong and pretzels are the perfect food! Did your lindsay give you any? She needs to share with you too!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

 
At 11:10 PM, Blogger Fu Fu said...

What. Ivy you didn't get any pretzels.. How come?

~ fufu

 
At 12:06 AM, Blogger Bruce the Bird Dog said...

Pretzels give me the toots...

 

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