good helper gets nuthin'

wen we went to the cool dog treat store my randy got me a bowser beer.

for sum reason he thot it wuz reelly cool but i gess he forgot that i dont reelly like beer cuz it makes my nose tickle.

but anyway this beer had a dog pickture on it and it said it tasted like beef and stuff so...









...i tried to drink the dog beer and abby's dad gave her sum to try too and the peepol were all watchin' us like it wuz suddenly reelly fun to watch dogs drink. huh.

it wuzent all bad but it wuzzent as good as water from the magic bowl in the bathroom.

silly peepol dont know anything!








wen we got home i saw that my peepol had put a cup in the dirty dishes holder wif sum melted butter still on it!

i thot about telling the peepol so they cud rinse it off better but then i decided to be a good helper and clean up that butter all by myself.

i just knew the peepol wud be so proud of me!








so tonite wen my randy made dinners i sat down reelly pretty and looked as cute as i cud and i told my randy how i wuz such a good helper that i reelly did deserve sum of that cheesy dinner please.

and gess wut? my randy picked sumthing off and it fell on the floor and he said that magic word i luv to hear... whoops! and i jumped over and pounced on a big piece of...

...mushroom!?!? wut kind of a treat is a piece of mushroom?

*sheesh* nobody appresheates the dog! see if i ever decide to be a good helper again!

well... if it involves butter maybe i will help out just a few more times anyway. just cuz i am so good!