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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

why oh why do i haf to get dry?

Why oh why do i haf to get dry
wen i just worked so hard to get wet?
i ran thru the rain and i slid thru the grass
and i wuzzent half done playing yet!

But you called me inside and "Oh Ivy!" you cried,
as i jumped thru my little dog door,
"What on earth were you thinking? Your dog fur is stinking!
Just think what you'll do to the floor!"

so i sat and i stayed; theyr commands i obeyed
and i did my dog-best to be good,
cuz the whole time i dreamed, my keeshond brain schemed:
to escape just as soon as i cud!



At 10:17 PM, Blogger Gus said...

But Ivy, it is so nice to be warm
And dry, and cuddled and fed.
Just think what they might have to say
If you climbed all wet into bed.

So give them all your Ivy smile
And plot with all your will
Cause I think no matter what you do
That they will love you still

At 10:39 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

tee hee gus! you are such a clever commenter.

At 11:14 PM, Blogger Tippy said...

Ivy, You're a great poet, and I didnt even know it

At 1:30 PM, Blogger Hana said...

I think we need to start a Dogs With Blogs Poetry Group.

At 4:22 PM, Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Ivy
You are so talented. Great poem. I liked it a lot!
Have a nice day

At 6:03 PM, Blogger Putz said...

laying on daniel's shoes that's what sandy like to do she also occassionally poos that's what we all have to do she likes to chew and run around the zoo we wonder when she will be through we all wil be too

At 3:43 PM, Blogger Freda said...

Luvs your sound alike barks', Ivys Dogsworth Longbellow. Quite the tail, I means, tale teller.



At 10:09 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Oh, Ivy!! I'm hooked on your blog. You talk just like my Scruffy boy. I check every morning to see what you wrote, and it makes my day happy!!

Lots of yummy treatos (NOT mushrooms!)

At 11:07 PM, Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

i know how you are feeling ivy...yesterday i was all wet and then i went and got all stinky just the way i like it...and then i got home and mom made me have a stinky wallymelon smelly bath...then she dried me off...women..go figer

At 9:35 AM, Blogger Murphey said...

Why oh why must we get dry? What a good question, and our peeps never seem to have a good answer!


At 3:16 AM, Blogger Ronin_The_Pug said...

Hi Ivy!!! You are so funny! I love baths, but I hate towels!

At 1:09 PM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Our mom always says we smell like wet sheeps when we're wet. Then she tries to dry us off. Do you think she's anti-sheeps?
Play bows,


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