why oh why do i haf to get dry?

Why oh why do i haf to get dry
wen i just worked so hard to get wet?
i ran thru the rain and i slid thru the grass
and i wuzzent half done playing yet!

But you called me inside and "Oh Ivy!" you cried,
as i jumped thru my little dog door,
"What on earth were you thinking? Your dog fur is stinking!
Just think what you'll do to the floor!"

so i sat and i stayed; theyr commands i obeyed
and i did my dog-best to be good,
cuz the whole time i dreamed, my keeshond brain schemed:
to escape just as soon as i cud!