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Saturday, August 11, 2007

bird home for sale

single-family bird home on a quiet street.
conveniently located next to the fire hydrant with abundant worm supply.
one bedroom that also serves as a dining room and bathroom (0.7 square feet).
recently remodeled using the finest plastic sheeting.
very safe community is protected by one keeshond and two guard bears. a great place to raise your chicks!
current tenants (ants) keep it spotlessly clean. a real beauty!

asking price is one 40-pound bag of iams adult medium chunk dog food.
for inquiries leave message at ivy's real estate office, under the skwerrel tree, the back yard.
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At 12:14 PM, Blogger Gus said...

Dear Ivy: I will spread the word to Azrizona birds looking to relocate in your area. Your summers are nicer than ours! You might also cross post to Canadian dog lists, 'cause you are some south for them for the winter.

Good luck, and you don't need to share the commission if this works out,

At 1:04 PM, Blogger Putz said...

ivy, that makes us sad....maybr you would have better luck selling the bird home if you enlarged the bathrooom by .00inches...that usually makes a house selll..we are still sad that it remains un used duke and sadie and soon to be speedy(a hearing dog...see barlow bark for my picture blogspot.com

At 8:34 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Is there an allowance for changing the color of that plastic ... my bird friend says she doesn't like the color.

At 8:59 PM, Blogger Fox's Mom said...

Hi Ivy, my name is Mozart, I am a (gulp) nice young ginger cat who would like to ask you to be my not same species friend. My people has been reading your blog since before her 13 year old woofer crossed the Bridge and I moved in from the woods (it's a long story) to help her feel better (and 'coz I REALLY needed a furever home). She says your blog is great, and that I can learn a lot from you. Any way, go to http://thecatrealm.blogspot.com for the details. Hey, Kats are not squirrels-we way cooler than that! Give us a try:)


At 9:29 PM, Blogger Hana said...

My mom says you should post this on Ebay or Craigslist. You will get some responses for sure.

At 9:49 PM, Blogger The Cat Realm said...

Hello Ivy, I found your blog through Mozart, your hopefully future nomss friend? You seem to be a very funny dog, I loved the "bird home for sale" offer!
I am eager to see if you and Mozart willbe friends, somehow I think you will be...
from The Cat Realm where the nomss Dare was posted.

At 10:37 PM, Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Ivy.
I really don't need a bird home but like Gus I will tell my friends about it.
Good luck with the sale!
Take care

At 2:11 AM, Blogger Princess Eva and Brice said...

We were wondering where the bears were. We haven't seen them for a while.


At 11:29 AM, Blogger Snowball said...

Cool.. a bird home for sale... but its too small for me and I do not know much birdies... Do you think it will help if I cross post this on a forum for birds?



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